Razlet

Dear Beth,

I know I ask a lot of my friends, but honestly, it's Saturday afternoon and I have yet to receive your aforementioned 'razlet' in the mail. If I do not receive this token of our friendship soon, I have no choice but to assume that we are nothing more than acquaintances. Oh yeah, and if its not made of exquisite 300 count yarns from around the world, dont bother sending it at all. You know what they say, 'that michael, hes an exquisite man, with exquisite tastes'.

Thanks for your understanding,
Michael