Dear Goucher,
I appreciate, and am impressed with, your persistence in attempting to get your hands on my money. However, armed with the precious 'life skills' that you've provided me, I make a whopping $36,000 a year in the most expensive city in the country. Just wondering, was the $120,000 not enough for your 3rd rate education? Oh yeah, and its your fault I have lymes disease; who knew that if you built a college campus where the deer overpopulate the students that that might be an issue? Thank you so much <3
Seriously?
Michael
fuck student loans forever
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